Transcription: Select one of the following groups of people you believe knows the meaning of life. Or press 4 to exit. Press 1 if you believe a gang of midgets in red cowboy boots riding Harley Davidsons know the meaning of life. Press 2 if you believe that if Ann Landers and Andy Rooney mated, their offspring would know the meaning of life. Press 3 if you believe Zen Buddhist monks eating magic mushrooms and walking on hot coffee. Know the meaning of life.